Hands Off! The 100 Day Agreement Quotes

“When I got to her house, Ballard, her butler opened the door. Ballard was the worst kind of butler, although I really only had fictional characters to compare him with. He was the kind of butler who went running to Grandmother with tales if he caught you sliding down the banister of the staircase or smoking cigarettes in the conservatory on those tiresome weekends at Grandmother’s. Ballard hated me and I hated him.”
― Candy J. Starr, Hands Off! The 100 Day Agreement

“Waking up with a hangover is bad. Waking up with a hangover in a strange bed is worse. Waking with a mouth like sandpaper and a head like a jackhammer and, the absolute worst of all, big holes in your memory over what you’d done, is absolute hell.”
― Candy J. Starr, Hands Off! The 100 Day Agreement