Prince of Suck Quotes

“We had a good method for dealing with drunks provided there were few enough of them. We just blasted them with cold fire extinguishers for about twenty seconds. At first they would laugh. Then they would choke. Then they would feel their skin freezing. Your body is good at getting you undrunk really quick. Or at the least making you put your clothes back on and stop licking buildings.”
― Steven Campbell, Prince of Suck

“Can you resurrect dead people?” I asked Delovoa at his place. “Yes,” he said, while drinking his third glass of wine. “You can? How?” “Huh? Oh, I wasn’t listening. What did you say?” I gave him a scowl.”
― Steven Campbell, Prince of Suck

“The free flow of capital and business interests must be enforced at all costs,”
― Steven Campbell, Prince of Suck

“I learned my greatest lesson in politics right there. Religion and ethnicity and history and territory were all fine things to fight about. But the Militia was fighting for their very lives. They had nothing to lose and absolutely everything to gain. It”
― Steven Campbell, Prince of Suck