The Consequence of Seduction Quotes

“Life,” Max said, spreading his arms wide, “is like a box of chocolates.” I rolled my eyes. “I think I know how this ends.” “You buy the box because you think you want variety, but if you’re really honest with your greedy little self, all you really want are the caramel ones. But they don’t sell chocolates that way, so you do what everyone else does. You follow the crowd and try ones you know you’re going to hate. Why?” I swallowed. “Because you’re trying to find the caramel ones.”
― Rachel Van Dyken, The Consequence of Seduction

“The first date is crucial! You are never right on the first date. You are never smarter than her, better looking or funnier. You are simply honored to be sitting at the same table as her. When you pick her up, you get down on one knee and bow your head in humble adoration. Whatever the hell it takes to get her to get into the car without having to hit her over the head and drag her caveman style. "

"Because if that doesn't land you in prison.”
― Rachel Van Dyken, The Consequence of Seduction

“Putting your hair in a bun is like wearing tight pants on Thanksgiving. Eventually the stuffing’s gonna pop right on out.”
― Rachel Van Dyken, The Consequence of Seduction

“A lights-off girl? Hell, no. You’re a spotlight girl. You just need to stop looking through your eyes and use mine.”
― Rachel Van Dyken, The Consequence of Seduction

“Oh, and just in case you were wondering, when Max was born? No praise. In fact I’m pretty sure the doctor said, “Sorry, ma’am, we did everything we could.” He’d”
― Rachel Van Dyken, The Consequence of Seduction

“I was told the nurses swooned when I was born, something about being the most beautiful baby they’d ever seen. It”
― Rachel Van Dyken, The Consequence of Seduction