The Consequence of Revenge Quotes

“Midnight's the only time where you can be both in the past, present, and future.”
― Rachel Van Dyken, The Consequence of Revenge

“I was about to start breaking out the "bloody hells!" and I wasn't even British! See! She was driving me crazy! I was officially changing nationalities! Her hand slipped. I swear it had to have slipped because she was actually now almost cupping a feel! OOOOOOH CANADA!!!”
― Rachel Van Dyken, The Consequence of Revenge

“Colton chuckled. “Cheers, apparently Max found his doppelgänger in the form of a hot-as-hell chick.”
― Rachel Van Dyken, The Consequence of Revenge

“I was planning on giving them the sun and stars as well. It's kind of a package deal; therefore, the moon is for lovers. The stars are for partners. The sun ... for best friends.”
― Rachel Van Dyken, The Consequence of Revenge

“Swear—” I shook my head. “Every time I tell myself to wake up, the nightmare just gets more real.”
― Rachel Van Dyken, The Consequence of Revenge

“if I knew my friends, they weren’t going to make these last eleven days easy. They wanted to win their damn bets, and they wanted me to finally get my head out of my ass, by any means possible. I was pretty confident they didn’t really think any sort of law applied to them, and the thought of prison clearly wasn’t a deterrent if our past circumstances were any indication. Milo”
― Rachel Van Dyken, The Consequence of Revenge

“I would never bring someone the moon unless I was planning on giving them the sun and stars as well. It’s kind of a package deal; therefore, the moon is for lovers. The stars are for partners. The sun . . . for best friends. Package deal . . . you get one, you get all, just like a real relationship.” “Are”
― Rachel Van Dyken, The Consequence of Revenge

“It needs to be said. I didn’t have the strongest stomach. I wasn’t the type of guy who could hold your hair while you puked and not be affected. Did that make me the worst possible boyfriend ever? Maybe. It’s entirely possible I’d throw you a towel and run out of the room gagging. I know it’s romantic to women—oh, my gosh, he’s so sweet he held my hair while I puked up last night’s hot dog and enough rum and Diet Coke to kill Captain Jack Sparrow! Seriously? What do you women read? How the hell is that romantic? Give me one reason. One. Just one. I don’t even need three. Oh, wow, silence, big shock. You wanna know why? Because it’s gross. Because if I had long hair and I were leaning over the toilet, God, you would not, ever, in your right mind waltz into the bathroom, put it in a ponytail, rub my back, wipe my mouth, and think, Wow, I really love this guy, oh, look a cracker!”
― Rachel Van Dyken, The Consequence of Revenge