Historical Inaccuracies Quotes

“A billion lifetimes to choose, and never anything on TV...”
― Zig Zag Claybourne, Historical Inaccuracies

“was playing with friends: Batman and Robin team up with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock against the Joker and Penguin plus henchmen.”
― Zig Zag Claybourne, Historical Inaccuracies

“screamed, feinted, sprayed blood”
― Zig Zag Claybourne, Historical Inaccuracies

“You naughty boy!  You’ve been living in my knickers all this time,”
― Zig Zag Claybourne, Historical Inaccuracies

“a Congressman walks into a bar with his penis hanging out. There’s no joke.”
― Zig Zag Claybourne, Historical Inaccuracies

“Steak was a thick piece of meat with muscles in his lips, and club fingers.”
― Zig Zag Claybourne, Historical Inaccuracies

“the Misses of the house”
― Zig Zag Claybourne, Historical Inaccuracies

“was accepted that conduct with kitchen girls was much the same as needing to urinate or having additional hands to help with the ringing of the Abbey’s massive bell.”
― Zig Zag Claybourne, Historical Inaccuracies

“Inquisitors steadfastly scourging themselves to increase the breadth and depth of their psychic probing.”
― Zig Zag Claybourne, Historical Inaccuracies

“Sitcom Jesus had all the right ingredients but wasn’t funny enough for anyone to want to buy the entire first season on DVD.”
― Zig Zag Claybourne, Historical Inaccuracies