Last Will and Testament Quotes

“And can you get this girl something with a laxative effect?” I add to the waitress, refusing to spare Sophie a glance as I slide my menu back into place. “My treat. I just can’t stand to see someone so full of shit, you know? Especially when her boyfriend keeps feeding her more of it.”
― Dahlia Adler, Last Will and Testament

“Good.” His eyes flash fire. “Now ride me like a fucking pony.”
― Dahlia Adler, Last Will and Testament

“Tabarnac de câlisse,” he swears under his breath, looking me up and down. God, I love Canada.”
― Dahlia Adler, Last Will and Testament

“I’m not looking to fail you. I don’t teach with the hope everyone will play games on their phone during lectures and then skate by with Cs.” “If you did, you’d probably be much happier.” “I’m going to ignore that.”
― Dahlia Adler, Last Will and Testament

“I think you underestimate how closely I studied the life of Anne Boleyn. Don’t be fooled by my Byzantine-loving exterior.”
― Dahlia Adler, Last Will and Testament

“(I’m sorry, but the guy breastfed until he was four. That’s beyond being “old enough to ask for it” and practically into being “old enough to make your own breakfast.”)”
― Dahlia Adler, Last Will and Testament