Dark Duet Quotes

“you’re spoiling my fun with your sleeping… and your pee boner.” I laughed. “I hate when you call it that.” “Yeah? Well I hate that I can’t play with it. Why the hell is it so hard if I’m not supposed to play with it? That’s false advertising, Mister.”
― C.J. Roberts, Dark Duet: Platinum Edition

“Also… pancakes.”
― C.J. Roberts, Dark Duet: Platinum Edition

“Whoa!” Livvie gripped the door handle as the car roared to life and the engine caused our seats to vibrate. I smiled at the knowledge her pussy had received a little tickle. My balls appreciated the RPM too.”
― C.J. Roberts, Dark Duet: Platinum Edition

“If you’ve ever stood in the presence of a Lamborghini Gallardo Superleggera and not gotten a tingly sensation in your naughty bits, you have to be very young, very old, or completely fucking blind.”
― C.J. Roberts, Dark Duet: Platinum Edition