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The Elder
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“I have never made a mad faint just from him looking at my face," I reminded him playfully.
"That guy was tired!" Reaper said.
"Hardly. You walked into the room, he took one look at your ugly face, and the he fainted," I said.
"He was just terrified of the powerful and graceful man he saw in front of him," Reaper said. "It happens sometimes on the weak-minded. They can't handle the paragon of manhood that is me."
"Or else he had never seen the paragon of butt ugly before," I replied.”
― The Elder
"That guy was tired!" Reaper said.
"Hardly. You walked into the room, he took one look at your ugly face, and the he fainted," I said.
"He was just terrified of the powerful and graceful man he saw in front of him," Reaper said. "It happens sometimes on the weak-minded. They can't handle the paragon of manhood that is me."
"Or else he had never seen the paragon of butt ugly before," I replied.”
― The Elder
“She looks smug," Reaper said to Alex. "Can't you do anything about that?"
"Me? What can I do?" Alex asked.
"Tell her it makes her look ridiculous."
"She doesn't look ridiculous," Alex scoffed. "She's more suited to smugness than you are. Every time you get that look on your face, I want to slap you."
"That's abuse, Alex, and not to be taken lightly," he said.
"Hush," she said.
"Yes, ma'am," he replied.”
― The Elder
"Me? What can I do?" Alex asked.
"Tell her it makes her look ridiculous."
"She doesn't look ridiculous," Alex scoffed. "She's more suited to smugness than you are. Every time you get that look on your face, I want to slap you."
"That's abuse, Alex, and not to be taken lightly," he said.
"Hush," she said.
"Yes, ma'am," he replied.”
― The Elder
