Zombie Jokes Quotes

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― Uncle Amon, Zombie Jokes: Halloween Jokes for Kids

“What do they have for lunch at Zombie School? A: Human beans, boiled legs, and eyes-cream! Q: What is a zombie’s favorite food? A: Halloweenies! Q: How do you stop a zombie digging up your garden?”
― Uncle Amon, Zombie Jokes: Halloween Jokes for Kids

“On which day do zombies eat people? A: Chewsday! Q: How did the zombie accomplish all his goals? A: He was very deadicated! Q: When does a zombie sleep? A: When he’s dead tired! Q: What did the zombie say to the human? A: Pleased to eat you! Q: Why did the zombie go to the hospital? A: To have his ghoul-stones removed! Q: Where do zombies shop for clothes? A: The monstore!”
― Uncle Amon, Zombie Jokes: Halloween Jokes for Kids