Professor Birdsong’s “365” Weird Criminal Law Stories for Every Day of the Year Quotes

“How dare you have no money for me to steal! A bank robber in this state was so furious when told that the tellers' tills were empty, he threatened to file a complaint with management before fleeing. When the robber walked in, the tellers were on a shift change and waiting for their cash drawers to be filled. The indignant but hapless robber was caught 10 blocks away.”
― Leonard Birdsong, Professor Birdsong’s “365” Weird Criminal Law Stories for Every Day of the Year