Virtually Impossible Quotes

“Whether the inventor of donuts knew it or not, she—had to be a woman who invented donuts—had created the world’s most perfect coping food. Sugar, fat, bread, and sprinkles. With a hole in the middle so you could pretend you weren’t finishing off a big ball of calories all by yourself.”
― Lauren Stewart, Virtually Impossible

“When every day was the same, why did it always surprise me when they ended?”
― Lauren Stewart, Virtually Impossible

“It wasn’t an innuendo, idiot. He meant what time do you get off work. He does not want to know your masturbation schedule, for shit’s sake!” Oh,”
― Lauren Stewart, Virtually Impossible

“I took a cab home. Alone. Then I made myself a drink and had wild, meaningless sex with myself all night long.”
― Lauren Stewart, Virtually Impossible