A Midsummer Night's Romp Quotes

“I can assure you there’s every reason to flirt whenever and wherever possible. It’s scientifically proven to lower blood pressure, ease stress, and provide a great lucidity of mind.”
― Katie MacAlister, A Midsummer Night's Romp

“Do they expect us to have sex right here on the kitchen table?"
Gunner, who was chewing a piece of toast, paused, considered the idea, and then shook his head. "Too messy. We'd get sugar everywhere. Plus, Cressy might walk in, and then I'd have to get her a second horse.”
― Katie MacAlister, A Midsummer Night's Romp

“Stop lusting after my brother, wife." Elliott said without looking up from where a laptop sat on a large desk. "Else I'll have to get the parrot out.”
― Katie MacAlister, A Midsummer Night's Romp

“He flashed a grin over his shoulder at me. "Ready to be astounded?"
I eyed him. "You're not going to drop your trousers and demand I admire your gorgeous testicles, are you?"
"Not after you disparaged their beauty.”
― Katie MacAlister, A Midsummer Night's Romp

“I have a bra on," I said helpfully.
"I noticed. Might I remove that, too?"
"Gunner," I said sternly, or as sternly as a person could while she stood in a man's castle, her hands full of his ass. "You've got your hands on my boobs, and your tongue down my cleavage. At this point if I'm not yelling for the police, you can probably take it for granted that you have my consent to remove my bra."
"I like to make sure," he said, pulling his head out of my breasts for a moment. "Some women have limits.”
― Katie MacAlister, A Midsummer Night's Romp

“You're handsome and you have a nice accent, and a chest that would make a nun perspire.”
― Katie MacAlister, A Midsummer Night's Romp

“Are you one of those fifty-shades-of-bondage people? I haven't been into that in the past, but I might be willing to try with you. Although I would want to be the one to do the bondaging, while you would have to be the bondagee.”
― Katie MacAlister, A Midsummer Night's Romp

“I'm sure nothing more exciting will happen beyond finding some Roman ruins beneath the pasture," Gunner predicted, an excellent example of why he would never be called psychic in any understanding of the word.”
― Katie MacAlister, A Midsummer Night's Romp

“I have to say that you're the last person I'd have expected would have a seventeen-year-old daughter. You're so..." Alice stopped, suddenly looking guilty.
"Dashing?" Gunner supplied. "Debonair?"
"A bit of a dawg, actually.”
― Katie MacAlister, A Midsummer Night's Romp

“Gunner Ainslie made a face at his sister-in-law. "'Amateur' is a bit rough, Alice. I took a degree in archaeology, after all."
She looked even more confused. "Then why are you a photographer now instead of an archaeologist?"
"Because he didn't want to be a burden to the estate like all my other siblings," his brother Elliott, the current Baron Ainslie, answered, giving his wife a squeeze. "Or so he said. Frankly, I think it was a cover so he could take pictures of unclothed women.”
― Katie MacAlister, A Midsummer Night's Romp