William Shakespeare's The Phantom of Menace Quotes

“Indeed, it may most verily be said
That only death and taxes certain are.”
― Ian Doescher, William Shakespeare's The Phantom of Menace

“QUI-GON I know not who you are or what you want, Yet I do have skills most particular, Acquir’d throughout a Jedi’s long career. These skills do make me nightmarish to such As you. Surrender now, and you shall live— If not, you shall be dead, and there’s an end. MAUL I’ll not be taken by you, man naïve; Your feeble skills are naught when match’d to mine. This is the moment I have longèd for: Two Jedi to assuage mine appetite.”
― Ian Doescher, William Shakespeare's The Phantom of Menace

“What's more--your foresight wise they could not twart:
Negotiations were, indeed, quite short.”
― Ian Doescher, William Shakespeare's The Phantom of Menace

“[Jar Jar attempts to snatch another piece of fruit and Qui-Gon catches his tongue.

QUI-GON: [to Jar Jar] Cease thou this rude and unbecoming act!”
― Ian Doescher, William Shakespeare's The Phantom of Menace

“RIC: ...The hyperdrive, it leaketh out, like blood…”
― Ian Doescher, William Shakespeare's The Phantom of Menace