Beach Town Quotes

“foot-washing Baptists,”
― Mary Kay Andrews, Beach Town

“dumber than a box full of rocks.”
― Mary Kay Andrews, Beach Town

“twin five-hundred-twenty-horsepower Mercs on each one. Probably looking at four hundred thousand dollars’ worth of big-boy toys there.” Greer eyed the boats critically. “You ask me, they just look like gigantic phallic symbols. Might be a little compensation going on there.”
― Mary Kay Andrews, Beach Town

“Unfortunately, most of us end up with somebody who’s somewhere between Jed Clampett and Homer Simpson.”
― Mary Kay Andrews, Beach Town

“Dammit, I gotta go,” Clint rasped. He slid off the bed, and faltered. His gown bunched at the waist and Greer looked away, but not before glimpsing something she knew she could never unsee.”
― Mary Kay Andrews, Beach Town

“It was an earworm, and she was certain Clint had deliberately planted it in her subconscious.”
― Mary Kay Andrews, Beach Town

“Greer’s eyes darted back and forth on the road, always vigilant for bears. Or any other mammal that might wander onto the asphalt. She’d only been on the road for ten miles and already she’d spotted enough roadkill to fill a zoo.”
― Mary Kay Andrews, Beach Town

“I sold him the house, if you want to know.” “Maybe I’ll buy it back, when I sell my screenplay.”
― Mary Kay Andrews, Beach Town

“Whole new level of bullshit, more like,” CeeJay said. “What a waste of a penis that guy is.”
― Mary Kay Andrews, Beach Town

“She looked around the room and motioned for the waitress to bring her check. Eb waited while she settled her tab.”
― Mary Kay Andrews, Beach Town

“talked to Allie today? Is there”
― Mary Kay Andrews, Beach Town