Variables of Love Quotes

“I'll have you know I'm so fucking full of sunshine that it's coming out of my pores.”
― M.K. Schiller, Variables of Love

“I'm no shark hunter, but I'd fight one for you.”
― M.K. Schiller, Variables of Love

“Why do you have a blanket in your car?"
"In case I need it."
"Have you ever had sex on it?" I asked, staring at the soft plush material with narrowing eyes.
Ethan laughed, "Of course I have."
"Oh, I said, holding the material further away.
"It's my sex blanket. Whenever I'm int he mood, I just lay it on the ground, take off my clothes, and the ladies line up.”
― M.K. Schiller, Variables of Love

“Were you telling me all this to scare me off, or did you want to share a part of yourself with me?" His honesty shocked me. He seemed to understand my motivations better than I did.
"I'm not sure."
He turned toward me, smiling, but there was no joy in it. "I din't scare easily," he said. "I was attacked by a swan once.”
― M.K. Schiller, Variables of Love

“A and B are different variables, but together they always equal C, right? A and B are rarely equal. You're implying that you and I are on opposite sides of the equation, but we're not. We are both on the same side, working toward C. C represents the culminations of our friendship. But, Meena, if we're not friends, then we'll never find C, will we? Don't you want to solve for C?”
― M.K. Schiller, Variables of Love

“Because I'd like to ask you out."
"Out where?"
Oh crap, he means a date. I got that about two seconds too late.
He shrugged, "I don't care. Anywhere you want. Lunch, dinner, brunch, high tea, low tea, coffee, pretzels in the park, dancing in the dark, sightseeing at sunset?”
― M.K. Schiller, Variables of Love