Part Time Cowboy Quotes

“She was shaking. Her hands, her knees and everywhere in between. And kisses did not make her shake.And she didn't kiss men she didn't like. She didn't kiss men in uniforms who had a fetish for order and cleanliness.
She didn't yell at people, either, but right now the yelling was lower on her list of sins than the kissing.
"What did you... I don't even... I'm going to go."
She turned, her shoulders stiff, her heart hammering in her ears.
"If I'd known a kiss would have gotten rid of you, I would have kissed you the moment I saw your car sitting on the side of the road."
Oh. That. Did it.
She whirled back around, anger gaining traction in her again. "Well, sure, your kiss got rid of me. Congratulations. Now who's going to help you get rid of the hard-on it gave you? Your right hand?”
― Maisey Yates, Part Time Cowboy

“What?” she asked, like she was surprised, even though she was fully aware that she was both distracting herself and distancing herself by becoming Therapist Sadie, rather than being Sadie the bag of flail who was marinating in her own lustypants.”
― Maisey Yates, Part Time Cowboy

“She stopped and watched, trying to catch a glimpse of the driver. She failed, but she figured it was too grand an entrance for someone who wanted to Freddy Kruger her, so she was probably good.”
― Maisey Yates, Part Time Cowboy

“didn’t think she had, and that made her feel relieved he’d put a stop to it. Well, maybe not relieved. She felt twitchy and annoyed, and super horny.”
― Maisey Yates, Part Time Cowboy

“didn’t think she had, and that made her feel relieved he’d put a stop to it. Well, maybe not relieved. She”
― Maisey Yates, Part Time Cowboy

“She could not be controlled or contained. She was the mothereffing wind.”
― Maisey Yates, Part Time Cowboy

“She didn’t hold on. It wasn’t healthy. And she was a bastion of positive mental health and good feelings. And stuff.”
― Maisey Yates, Part Time Cowboy