Murderous Muffins Quotes

“Doggone thing could make a preacher cuss.” I yanked out the muffin pan and slammed the oven shut.”
― Lois Lavrisa, Murderous Muffins

“There’s no such thing as normal. Never was and never will be. Once you acknowledge that, life becomes so much more enjoyable because you’re not trying to reach something that doesn’t exist.”
― Lois Lavrisa, Murderous Muffins