Maya Quotes

“The road to happiness is always under construction. But no worries, my SUV has four wheel drive. Let’s rock this.” —”
― Celia Kyle, Maya: Wisdom from the Queen

“Best friends are the chicks who make your problems theirs so you guys can form a gangsta posse and beat those problems to hell.”
― Celia Kyle, Maya: Wisdom from the Queen

“I feel like I’m playing a game without the instructions. So I’ll just make it up as I go along. That means I win, collect two hundred dollars plus I’ve just sunk your battleship. Everyone else can put their left foot on blue.”
― Celia Kyle, Maya: Wisdom from the Queen

“There’s this whole quote about you can’t lose what you never had, you can’t keep what’s not yours, and you can’t hold onto something that doesn’t want to stay. My”
― Celia Kyle, Maya: Wisdom from the Queen

“One small crack in your heart does not mean it’s broken. It means you need superglue. Or”
― Celia Kyle, Maya: Wisdom from the Queen

“Once upon a time, I tried to be normal. It was around the same time I thought I was wrong. Thank God they were dreams. I thought the apocalypse finally showed up.” —”
― Celia Kyle, Maya: Wisdom from the Queen

“Love your enemies. It pisses them off. Then”
― Celia Kyle, Maya: Wisdom from the Queen

“Life is not WYSIWIG. There is no ‘what you see is what you get’ thing going on. Because, hey, people wear clothes and stuff. Or they’re liars. So, get ’em naked or shoot them. Just don’t get blood on the carpet.”
― Celia Kyle, Maya: Wisdom from the Queen

“It sounded like a good idea at that time. And I figured I could apologize later. Apparently that only works in theory.”
― Celia Kyle, Maya: Wisdom from the Queen

“They say good boys are found in all corners of the earth. What the idiots never realized is that the fucking earth is round. Then again, it doesn’t matter. ‘Cause it’s the bad ones you really want.”
― Celia Kyle, Maya: Wisdom from the Queen

“To err is human, to love is divine. But”
― Celia Kyle, Maya: Wisdom from the Queen