It Sucked and Then I Cried Quotes

“For nine months I grew a human being inside my belly and then I pushed it out my vagina and now I'm feeding it with my boob. Biology is so fucking weird.”
― Heather B. Armstrong, It Sucked and Then I Cried: How I Had a Baby, a Breakdown, and a Much Needed Margarita

“He asked us if we'd like to do it [deliver the baby] today. Today? You mean, this day? The day that is this one?”
― Heather B. Armstrong, It Sucked and Then I Cried: How I Had a Baby, a Breakdown, and a Much Needed Margarita

“Life bombs are Innocent when asleep.”
― Heather B. Armstrong, It Sucked and Then I Cried: How I Had a Baby, a Breakdown, and a Much Needed Margarita

“What a great month, little one. We are having so much fun together, going on walks and reading books and watching Pyramid twice a day. Just when I think my love for you couldn’t be any bigger, I wake up and discover that I love you even more, and I worry that my body isn’t big enough to hold this much love. I worry that my insides may explode because there isn’t any more room. I am drunk on my love for you, a sloppy drunk who can’t see straight or speak in coherent sentences, a drunk who giggles every time you fart. And it’s just so awesome that you’re old enough now that you can giggle with me.”
― Heather B. Armstrong, It Sucked and Then I Cried: How I Had a Baby, a Breakdown, and a Much Needed Margarita