Witches Be Crazy Quotes

“Everything you could ever desire is out there too, but I won't be serving it to ye on a silver platter. Tis better to dish yer own plate in this life, that way ye won't have to eat any veggies if ye don't wanna.”
― Logan J. Hunder, Witches Be Crazy: A Tale That Happened Once Upon a Time in the Middle of Nowhere

“Nothin' wins brawls like a kick in the balls!”
― Logan J. Hunder, Witches Be Crazy: A Tale That Happened Once Upon a Time in the Middle of Nowhere

“It was a dark and stormy night. Somewhere. However back at the bar the day was still bright and the sky cloudless.”
― Logan J. Hunder, Witches Be Crazy

“Life has itself no satisfaction if everything be given to you for free!”
― Logan J. Hunder, Witches Be Crazy: A Tale That Happened Once Upon a Time in the Middle of Nowhere