The Friend Zone Quotes

“There is one absolute truth. The sum of my existence equals you.”
― Kristen Callihan, The Friend Zone

“Talking to you is like talking to myself. Only better."
"It’s scary that I get that.”
― Kristen Callihan, The Friend Zone

“The funny thing is, Ivy, falling in love with you was as easy as breathing. The best time of my life.”
― Kristen Callihan, The Friend Zone

“If life has taught me anything it’s to appreciate what you’ve got. Take something for granted and it could be gone before you even realized what you had.”
― Kristen Callihan, The Friend Zone

“You are the happiness I never realized I needed.”
― Kristen Callihan, The Friend Zone

“I’m crazy about you, Ivy. You have to know that. I’m so lost in you, I don’t ever want to find my way back.”
― Kristen Callihan, The Friend Zone

“Seriously, Iv…You could climb him like Everest, make base camp at his cock, and tackle the rest in the morning.”
― Kristen Callihan, The Friend Zone

“GrayG: Just to clarify, putting the perfectly reasonable and technically correct name aside, shenanigans are a go?

Laughing now, I lean back more comfortably in the ugly plastic airport seat and answer.

IvyMac: All night, Cupcake. I can’t wait to taste your frosting.

A couple seconds pass and then,

GrayG: Mac, you sent a dirty text. I just shed a tear of pride. I also have a hard-on. I think the little old lady sitting next to me is checking it out.”
― Kristen Callihan, The Friend Zone

“All our lives, we’re told work hard, strive for more, do all you can to live that life less ordinary. Money, power, fame, everyone wants it. But you get there and suddenly you’re supposed to be ashamed, be humble?” He shakes his head. “Fuck that noise. I say live your life on your terms. If someone judges you about material things, that’s their problem.”
― Kristen Callihan, The Friend Zone

“Kiss the girl, already.” Johnson begins to sing. Badly. A cheesy tot hits his cheek, and he chucks a wing at Diaz in retaliation. It goes wide. “Isn’t that the song the little crab sings in The Lion King?” Dex asks. “It’s The Little Mermaid. And stop playing like you don’t know.”
― Kristen Callihan, The Friend Zone

“GrayG: I feel like I can tell you anything.

IvyMac: You can. That's what friends do.

GrayG: I've never been friends with a girl before.

IvyMac: I'm honored to be your first.”
― Kristen Callihan, The Friend Zone

“Gray and Drew sitting side by side, with their muscled physiques taking up a good portion of the booth, look like a comic book come to life.

They catch me staring and both say, “What?” at the same time.

Smiling, I shake my head. “Nothing. I just had this image of Thor and Captain America having a beer.”

They both color at the same time. Which is kind of cute.

“Ha!” cries Anna at my side. Her cheeks plump with a wide grin. “I had that Captain America thought about Drew too.”

Drew perks up. “You did, huh?”

Gray snorts. “Dude, I’ve just been compared to Thor. I totally win.”

“What the hell does Thor have? A little hammer?” Drew waves a hand as if to say, please.

But Gray smirks. “At least he isn’t hiding behind a wussy shield. Thor is a god. Enough said.”

“A boring god with the personality of a post,” Drew volleys.

“And you’re saying Captain America isn’t boring? Dude. He doesn’t even understand modern culture. He’s like a 1940s Boy Scout.”

Drew and Gray eyeball each other for a second. Then Drew relents with a laugh. “Touché.”
― Kristen Callihan, The Friend Zone

“His fingers briefly touch my cheek as he kisses me back. “The fact is, Ivy, for me, there is one absolute truth. The sum of my existence equals you.”
― Kristen Callihan, The Friend Zone

“With a little hum of pleasure, he strokes my leg, his expression content, his body loose-limbed and lazy. Give the man a blow job and a little unexpected ass play, and he’s practically purring.”
― Kristen Callihan, The Friend Zone

“If you want this baby, then we’ll learn as we go. If you don’t—” He kisses me again. “Then I’ll hold your hand every step of the way.”
― Kristen Callihan, The Friend Zone

“Some people grow up gradually, the foundations of their childhood steadily sinking into the earth so slowly they barely notice the change. Until one day they’re simply standing on their own two feet with little idea how they got there. Then there are people whose childhoods are smashed to bits in one blow. They topple into adulthood, flailing about for something to hold onto, and the terror of falling leaves a permanent scar on their psyche. Do those people ever end up feeling safe?”
― Kristen Callihan, The Friend Zone

“Sweet Jesus,” Dad snaps. “Don’t you dare go Jerry Maguire on me.”
― Kristen Callihan, The Friend Zone

“Maybe because I want to know how to please you. Or I’m a dirty bastard who needs to hear your honey-smooth voice talk about sex. Take your pick.”
― Kristen Callihan, The Friend Zone

“Oh, please, I never get sick. I’ve had my flu shot.” I roll my eyes and snort, which really isn’t advisable with a stuffed nose. “And have the immune system of a god,” he adds.”
― Kristen Callihan, The Friend Zone

“You’ve owned me from ‘shenanigans,’ Ivy Mac.”
― Kristen Callihan, The Friend Zone

“And she just takes it, drinking me down, sucking my cock with sharp tugs that have me babbling demands. “God, honey, promise you’ll marry me one day. I have to have this for the rest of our lives. Forever. Always. Fuck.”

She releases me with a long pull, her finger sliding away. My skin prickles. I feel vaguely empty, my body sore in places I don’t want to think about. And as she slowly kisses her way up my stomach, I’m still babbling. “Give it to me on Christmas. Birthdays.” Her tongue flicks in my belly button. I grunt, my hips twitching. “My days off. Major holidays. Midnight surprises…” Mac licks my nipple, and I shiver, my voice going raspy. “Twice on Tuesdays.”
― Kristen Callihan, The Friend Zone

“Gray snorts. “Dude, I’ve just been compared to Thor. I totally win.” “What the hell does Thor have? A little hammer?” Drew waves a hand as if to say, please. But Gray smirks. “At least he isn’t hiding behind a wussy shield. Thor is a god. Enough said.”
― Kristen Callihan, The Friend Zone

“Smiling, I shake my head. “Nothing. I just had this image of Thor and Captain America having a beer.”
― Kristen Callihan, The Friend Zone

“Just the tip, sweetheart.” He nudges against me, slipping along my wetness, as I whimper. His voice goes dark. “Just for a second.”
― Kristen Callihan, The Friend Zone

“What’s green and smells like pork?” Relieved that he’s engaging, I have to bite my lip to keep from grinning. “What?” “Kermit’s finger.”
― Kristen Callihan, The Friend Zone

“What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?” “What?” “Frostbite.”
― Kristen Callihan, The Friend Zone

“Oh,” says Fi in an expansive voice, “I know them well.” She grins, all cheeky, her brows waggling. “They bracket Victory Lane on the road to Cocksville.”
― Kristen Callihan, The Friend Zone

“I nearly wet myself when I saw him,” Fi prattles on. “Jay-sus, he’s hot. And freaking huge. A veritable mountain of sexy.” She fans her face with exaggerated movements. “Seriously, Iv…You could climb him like Everest, make base camp at his cock, and tackle the rest in the morning.”
― Kristen Callihan, The Friend Zone

“Hur! How do you count cows? GrayG: How? IvyMac: With a cowculator.”
― Kristen Callihan, The Friend Zone

“He’s so perfectly sculpted he could be an anatomy lesson.”
― Kristen Callihan, The Friend Zone