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Funeral with a View Funeral with a View by Matt Schiariti
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“I do blame that pothole, though. Damn that pothole.”
Matt Schiariti, Funeral with a View
“My mother's going to love you, you know. Although," I paused, "I'm not sure the feeling will be mutual."
"You make her sound like such an ogre."
"Harpy."
"What?"
"Ogres are male. Harpies are female. At least, I think so. Shit, I don't know. I'm a graphic designer. Mythology wasn't on the curriculum." Cat worked at a local bank as an IT consultant, and I doubted she knew much more about mythic creatures than I did. "Anyway, I think she's too short to be an ogre.”
Matt Schiariti, Funeral with a View