Three Simple Rules Quotes

“That's the kind of relationship we had; I'd have a spare vibrator at his place before I had a spare toothbrush.”
― Nikki Sloane, Three Simple Rules

“If he’s keeping pace, we’ve only got another minute,” Nick said. He looked through the signs Hilary had in her enormous purse, and selected one.
“Really?” she asked. The sign read: “I’m so proud of you, Snuggles.”

“Snuggles?” A grin widened on my face.

Nick shrugged it off. “I like to hold my woman close, what’s the big deal?”
― Nikki Sloane, Three Simple Rules

“I believed you didn’t get to pick and choose the parts of a person you loved. You loved the good and the bad. All of it. So, he’d been bad and he’d hurt me, and while I wasn’t happy with him right now, I still loved him.”
― Nikki Sloane, Three Simple Rules

“I want you to be totally quiet when you come,” he said.”
― Nikki Sloane, Three Simple Rules

“I was nervous for him, and once Hilary got the text, my nerves kicked up.

“It won’t be long now, he’s going to do these last miles quick,” she said. “I hope Nick can make it in time, but he fucking better not run.”
― Nikki Sloane, Three Simple Rules

“I ducked out of the building at lunch to call Nick, thankful I had the number saved in my phone from the time he’d texted me their progress on a run. His voice was so much like Logan’s it was unnerving. “I was hoping you could help me,” I said.

“I’m still married, so if this is another shower request, my answer is no.”
― Nikki Sloane, Three Simple Rules

“Do you own a vibrator?” The tongue slipped down, plunging into my entrance.

“I haven’t had a boyfriend in two years,” I said, “and I live alone. I could have just brought mine.”

“Maybe I want you to have your own here, so I can use it on you whenever I want.”
― Nikki Sloane, Three Simple Rules

“It’s getting late,” he said in a hushed voice, “and we’ve got a long day tomorrow.”

“I know,” I said. “I just like touching you. Feel free to fall asleep.”

“So you can steal my virtue? No thank you.” His arms tightened on me. “Sleep. You can have your way with me tomorrow.”
― Nikki Sloane, Three Simple Rules

“Your pussy tastes even better than it looks.”
― Nikki Sloane, Three Simple Rules

“It’s better to have regret of what you’ve done, than what you failed to do, it whispered. “How”
― Nikki Sloane, Three Simple Rules

“Well then, bottoms up,” he said, straight-faced. I”
― Nikki Sloane, Three Simple Rules

“No, that was my purchase. You were the complimentary gift.”
― Nikki Sloane, Three Simple Rules