Grim Tidings Quotes

“Okay, here’s the situation. We live in a world where the paranormal exist. Not vampires (sorry, sparkly Robert Pattinson fans). Not werewolves (sorry, randy Joe Manganiello fans). Not zombies (sorry, gritty Norman Reedus fans). Not mummies (sorry … hmm, there have never been any hot mummies in pop culture, have there?). But other things do exist. Reapers. Witches. Fairies. Wraiths.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Grim Tidings

“Oh, God,” Jerry said, smacking the side of his face with his hand. “Does it burn when you pee? Did Detective Dinglefritz give you the clap?” It”
― Amanda M. Lee, Grim Tidings

“Even gay guys want to see boobs. They’re like unicorns in our world. They’re cool to look at, but they’re mythical and scary to consider touching.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Grim Tidings

“Bug, when I met you, I just knew you were my forever. Not my wife. Not my partner. Just my forever.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Grim Tidings

“I asked myself if you were really a liar,” Jerry said. “I knew you weren’t. When I searched my heart, I knew you were telling the truth. So, I just believed what you said.” “I still don’t understand why,” I sniffed. “Neither do I,” Jerry admitted. “Bug, when I met you, I just knew you were my forever. Not my wife. Not my partner. Just my forever. When I believed what you were telling me – I mean, really believed – things fell into place.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Grim Tidings

“We’re twins, we have the same … oh, I get it. He’s warm for her form.” Aidan pinched my side in a teasing manner. “The 1980s called: They want their saying back.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Grim Tidings

“Dad was angry now. “Why can’t we do anything nice as a family?” “We can,” I replied. “It should just be something we all want to do.” “Therapy?” Redmond suggested.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Grim Tidings

“I think you’re going to find that coming to my sister’s home was your first mistake,” he growled, pulling the knife back and slamming it into remaining wraith’s chest. He didn’t pull it out right away, though. Instead, he used it to pull the wraith closer to him. “I think you’re going to find that your second mistake was touching my sister. Putting your filthy, stinking hands on her.” Aidan”
― Amanda M. Lee, Grim Tidings

“That did it. I launched myself out of the chair and was on Angelina before Aidan could stop me. We rolled around on the sticky floor – I was hoping it was just day-old drinks, I wasn’t giving it any more thought than that – grunting and swearing at each other. “Get off me, you cow!” Angelina shrieked. “You’re wearing a girdle? I knew it!” “It’s not a girdle,” Angelina gasped, trying to dislodge my hand from her hair. “They’re Spanx.” “Is there a difference?” “Girdles are for old ladies,” Jerry offered helpfully. “Now rip that hair out of her head!” I”
― Amanda M. Lee, Grim Tidings

“Slamming her head into the floor a few more times couldn’t hurt.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Grim Tidings

“Do you think that’s funny?” “Did it bug you?” “Yes.” “Then it’s funny.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Grim Tidings

“I hear she’s selling real estate these days,” Aidan said. “In her vagina?”
― Amanda M. Lee, Grim Tidings

“Since this debate was going nowhere, I decided to end it with a little bit of class. I stuck my tongue out and blessed Redmond with a loud raspberry. Despite the seriousness of the situation, Redmond couldn’t help but laugh.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Grim Tidings

“He makes me mad – and sad. I’m smad.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Grim Tidings

“Braden pointed down at my DC Skate Shoes. “Yeah, because most intellectuals wear shoes that could be found in a teenage boy’s closet.” I screwed up my face in a pointed scowl. “Don’t hate the shoes. They don’t like it.” “You know,” Redmond said, finishing with the file and flipping it shut. “When you pretend your shoes have feelings it makes me uncomfortable.” “It makes Dad crazy,” Braden added. “They do have feelings,” I countered. “They’re just like people. They like to be put on display, taken out to a nice dinner and they don’t like to go out in the rain.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Grim Tidings