Chosen Thief Quotes

“And where did you get the pajama set? A thrift store?' Another sniff. 'You smell of homelessness. Back the f*ck off. I hear it can be catching.”
― Scarlett Dawn, Chosen Thief

“No, I'm pretty sure no one wants to explain last night's oh-so-fucking-fun events to this stodgy-as-hell crowd, who all look like they took a major pill of stick-up-their-asses.”
― Scarlett Dawn, Chosen Thief

“I didn't know I was talking to the President of the United States. I thought it was someone pranking you. I swear!”
― Scarlett Dawn, Chosen Thief

“The internet!' London exclaimed over them. 'You really need to keep up to date on the sadistic criminals of the underworld.' He pointed to Sin, appearing faint. 'Or you might end up inviting one to stay in our damn home.' He paused, his face turning even more frantic. 'Tell me you've done background check on the staff here?”
― Scarlett Dawn, Chosen Thief

“No.' A lift of his eyebrows. 'Like the snooty and overprivileged, obviously a class you know nothing of, I throw the garment away and put on another.”
― Scarlett Dawn, Chosen Thief