Larry Quotes

“He hadn’t killed anyone in thirty-six years. The bubonic plague had better stats than him.”
― Adam Millard, Larry

“Jason smiled. He could sell rice to the Chinese, ice to the Eskimos, and white American children to Angelina Jolie if he had to.”
― Adam Millard, Larry

“The man laughed heartily, like a dirty Santa. Drool dripped down his chin, but that was fine. There was a whole mess of silver hair there for such occurrences.”
― Adam Millard, Larry

“You see, it’s all shits and giggles until someone actually shits.”
― Adam Millard, Larry

“Toothless grins are cute on babies, but on geriatric gas-station attendants, they’re creepy as hell.”
― Adam Millard, Larry