Down and Dirty Quotes

“What? You think an old man can’t be open-minded? Hell, some of the wildest people in the world have snow on their roofs and a fire in their belly.”
― Rhys Ford, Down and Dirty

“He gave a halfhearted hope Ichiro could walk on his own steam, but a few fumbling tries to get him up onto his feet only showed Bobby how Ichi’s legs could double as overcooked noodles.”
― Rhys Ford, Down and Dirty

“No, I left them in the house, what?” Claudia’s nostrils flared, and she tilted her head back. “Right now there’d best be a ma’am or a momma at the end of everything you say from this point out. Do you hear me?”
― Rhys Ford, Down and Dirty

“Remember, Dawson,” Bobby muttered through a mouthful of salad. “Vlad’s got nothing on a pissed-off Cole.”
― Rhys Ford, Down and Dirty

“NEVER IN the history of man had one barbeque been so torturous. There’d been other feasts that ranked up there in the crimes against civilization—any dinner invitation from Vlad Tepes came to mind—but sitting at a picnic table groaning with food while directly across of Ichiro Tokugawa sucking on a rib bone had to qualify for at least waterboarding, if not bamboo slivers under his fingernails.”
― Rhys Ford, Down and Dirty