Ted Saves the World Quotes

“It's not breaking and entering if it's unlocked, is it?”
― Bryan Cohen, The Dark Souls

“Not today, steroids.”
― Bryan Cohen, The Dark Souls

“She raised her eyebrows. "You're ugly for a person.”
― Bryan Cohen, The Dark Souls

“A woman stood there holding the grenade launcher.”
― Bryan Cohen, The Dark Souls

“She considered presenting them with one of her fingers,”
― Bryan Cohen, The Dark Souls

“she saw half a dozen people snapping photos of them. She considered presenting them with one of her fingers,”
― Bryan Cohen, The Dark Souls

“Phil grinned. "Sounds like a fun dream. I'm jealous.”
― Bryan Cohen, The Dark Souls

“Though I think you were replaced by a big-breasted porn star.”
― Bryan Cohen, The Dark Souls

“Are you always a smokin' hot teenage girl”
― Bryan Cohen, The Dark Souls

“Nigel punched his opponent with so much force that his hand went clean through Tank's body.”
― Bryan Cohen, The Dark Souls

“You're quick for a girl." She raised her eyebrows. "You're ugly for a person.”
― Bryan Cohen, The Dark Souls

“Mid-morning sunlight burst through the suburban forest clearing, casting a shadow on the underside of a fallen, bloodstained tree. There were enough stories about horrible tragedies in the area to keep most kids away from the glade. The tales kept most developers at bay as well, and while the rest of Treasure was suburbanizing with chain restaurants and popular retailers, most of the”
― Bryan Cohen, Ted Saves the World

“You know, if I have to get up at five in the morning to save the world, it might not be worth it,”
― Bryan Cohen, Ted Saves the World