Jessie Quotes

“He wears little round glasses, an owl sweater, and calls his minivan the Hogwarts Express.” Zuri shrugged. “I took a wild guess.”
― Lexi Ryals, Jessie: Livin' the Life

“And if you want me to keep being a star student, you’re going to jump on that broom tomorrow and work it like a pure-blood!”
― Lexi Ryals, Jessie: Livin' the Life

“Meanwhile, Emma and Mrs. Kipling were enjoying some quality girl time on the terrace.”
― Lexi Ryals, Jessie: Livin' the Life

“acting like a bunch of third graders,” Jessie snapped. Then she sighed. “Oh, right, you are third graders.”
― Lexi Ryals, Jessie: Livin' the Life

“Once my mommy took me to the mall to see the Easter Bunny,” Bertram explained, recalling the painful memory. “I sat on his moth-eaten suit and stared into his red, glowing eyes. Then he made that horrible bunny face!” Bertram contorted his face so that he resembled a bunny, with only his two front teeth showing. He snorted and pretended to chomp on an invisible carrot. “Long story short, I wet myself.…” His voice cracked. “And the Easter Bunny.”
― Lexi Ryals, Jessie: Livin' the Life

“Bertram”
― Lexi Ryals, Jessie: Livin' the Life

“casserole”
― Lexi Ryals, Jessie: Livin' the Life

“rolling her”
― Lexi Ryals, Jessie: Livin' the Life

“autocorrect,”
― Lexi Ryals, Jessie: Livin' the Life

“You mean there’s a bloodthirsty, savage rodent running around the apartment?” he asked, alarmed. “No. I mean there’s a cute, snuggly bunny running around the apartment!” Jessie said, correcting him. “Po-tay-toe, po-tah-toe. It’s all fun and games until someone gets nuzzled to death in their sleep!”
― Lexi Ryals, Jessie: Livin' the Life

“The Earth slipped from its axis and we are hurtling toward cosmic doom!?” Ravi screamed, looking terrified and covering his ears with his hands. “Worse—I lost a bunny!” Jessie answered, ripping a pillow from the couch and accidentally throwing it at him. “Hey, watch it!” Ravi yelped. “I am the only small adorable creature you have not lost yet!”
― Lexi Ryals, Jessie: Livin' the Life

“Zuri took the rabbit and studied it for a moment. “She looks different. And her nose is twitching a lot slower.” “No, it’s not,” Jessie countered. She reached over and pushed the bunny’s nose up and down faster with her finger. “Jessie, why are you twitching her nose?” Zuri asked. “It’s a little game we play, see?” Jessie said, her voice getting more and more shrill with anxiety. Then she reached over and twitched Ravi’s nose for him. “Fun!” Ravi said nasally.”
― Lexi Ryals, Jessie: Livin' the Life

“You mean there’s a bloodthirsty, savage rodent running around the apartment?” he asked, alarmed. “No. I mean there’s a cute, snuggly bunny running around the apartment!”
― Lexi Ryals, Jessie: Livin' the Life

“The Earth slipped from its axis and we are hurtling toward cosmic doom!?”
― Lexi Ryals, Jessie: Livin' the Life

“The Earth slipped from its axis and we are hurtling toward cosmic doom!?” Ravi screamed,”
― Lexi Ryals, Jessie: Livin' the Life