You Only Love Twice Quotes

“The side of the van was decorated with a magnetic sign that they could easily exchange before an op. For this particular mission, they’d chosen the sign that read Clean Freaks Laundry Services. Yep, they’d let Tag design the signs. There was also a Master Painting Crew sign, Dig It Deep Plumbers, Little Bro Catering, and Adam’s Dog Grooming Services. But it looked like they were in the laundry business today.”
― Lexi Blake, You Only Love Twice

“No need to explain. Life is short, baby girl. You take every little piece of happiness you can get.”
― Lexi Blake, You Only Love Twice

“Chelsea said with complete conviction. “I don’t understand why Satan hasn’t taken her out yet. She should be strung up. You know what, if Ian won’t do what needs to be done, then I will. I will make her life a living hell. She will wish I’d simply put her on the no-fly list. I’m going to put an APB out on her ass. I’ll get her on the sex offender list. Hell, I’ll put her number up at Craig’s list with a long menu of sexual services she’s willing to provide for very little money. See how she likes that.” Chelsea could be fierce when she cared about a person,”
― Lexi Blake, You Only Love Twice

“Yeah, yeah, Jesse had been fed the seventy-two virgins line, too. He could remember looking up at the Caliph and explaining that he never really had a thing for virgins. He preferred dirty girls. Now if he could promise him seventy-two fully experienced women with a taste for the nasty, they still wouldn’t talk because having all those women to please sounded a little more like hell than heaven. He’d”
― Lexi Blake, You Only Love Twice

“He’d learned that espionage was a lot like soldiering—hours of tedious, careful work, and then some shit exploded.”
― Lexi Blake, You Only Love Twice

“Yeah, yeah, Jesse had been fed the seventy-two virgins line, too. He could remember looking up at the Caliph and explaining that he never had a thing for virgins. He preferred dirty girls. Now if he could promise Jesse seventy-two fully experienced women with a taste for the nasty, they still wouldn’t talk because having all those women to please sounded more like hell than heaven.”
― Lexi Blake, You Only Love Twice

“I’m too old for this shit,” Tag groaned. “Theo, dude, she will tear your dick off.” “The heart wants what the heart wants, I guess,” Theo tossed back with a smirk on his face. Tag stared at his brother. “Then your heart needs to have a long discussion with your dick because again—she will rip it off. It’s why I hired her. Please, can we stuff the sexual tension down where it should be? Like deep down. I don’t want to hear about anyone’s fucking feelings or dark desires or childhood anxieties. Shove it down like a man and yes, I mean you, Erin.”
― Lexi Blake, You Only Love Twice

“Theo stood, matching Erin’s aggressive stance. “I’m not a kid either.” “Oh, is the baby looking for a mommy?” Erin could be obnoxious to say the least. “I’ll show you what I’m looking for, sweetheart.” Theo took a step her way. “I’m too old for this shit,” Tag groaned. “Theo, dude, she will tear your dick off.” “The heart wants what the heart wants, I guess,” Theo tossed back with a smirk on his face.”
― Lexi Blake, You Only Love Twice

“Are you sure you want to do this?” Big Tag asked the question in and exaggerated whisper. “Because we can still get you out of here. I’ve got an extraction team standing by.”
― Lexi Blake, You Only Love Twice

“He was about to ask for what when Chelsea flew across the room and threw her arms around him. Simon laughed indulgently, picking up on the bag she’d dropped. “Sorry, she hugs now. I can’t quite stop her.”
― Lexi Blake, You Only Love Twice

“I hope you survive this, Phoebe. Serena really likes you.”
― Lexi Blake, You Only Love Twice

“Shortly after they’d been paired up, his very staid and British partner had professed a deep and utterly false love of all things comic book and they’d started going to the movies or to comic book stores. Simon looked so out of place, but it had gone a long way to build trust between them. Simon Weston had been the first person since Iraq to sacrifice for Jesse Murdoch.”
― Lexi Blake, You Only Love Twice

“It’s just no for tonight, Tag,” Jesse explained. “That’s no fun. I thought she would pick expellifucktis or something,” Tag replied. “Its expelliarmus,” she corrected. “And actually that is a good one. I really wouldn’t be thinking that in the middle of this and it is a disarming spell that forces your opponent to drop whatever they’re holding, so it works.” Now she sounded like a nerd. “Is this Harry Potter stuff?” Jesse asked. Yep, she was a super nerd. “Yes and I think Ian would make a good Voldemort.”
― Lexi Blake, You Only Love Twice

“Ian Taggart reached out and placed his hands on his wife’s belly. Smooth and round and one of the little fuckers kicked him firmly. “Charlie, that’s not a foot. It’s a horn. We’re having a demon. I know it.”
― Lexi Blake, You Only Love Twice

“How about you try dating?” I bet Charlotte Taggart could find someone to set you up with.” His eyes widened. “That is the meanest thing you’ve ever said to me. Don’t put that woman on me. She doesn’t give up.” Sweet laughter bubbled up at the thought of Charlotte playing matchmaker. “I promise nothing.”
― Lexi Blake, You Only Love Twice

“Kai? Do you have it?” Tag started to pull Kai free. “I have it, you freak.” He passed Tag a package and dusted himself off. “My home just blew the fuck up and you know what Big Tag was concerned about?” “His dessert.” Jesse knew the man well. “One good thing is going to come out of this,” Tag swore.”
― Lexi Blake, You Only Love Twice

“This really is the greatest thing that ever happened to me. Well, besides the whole wife-coming-back-from-the-dead and having a baby and shit, but other than that, getting to punch Ten at random really is the best.” “See, anger issues,” Kai said with a nod. “Hey is that lemon?” “Touch that tart and my anger issues will get shoved right up your ass, Ferguson.”
― Lexi Blake, You Only Love Twice

“I agree with Ten, Taggart said tight before his left fist came out and he punched Ten right in the nose. “Damn it. I just fixed my nose, asshole.” Ten put a hand to his face. He grabbed a napkin to wipe up the blood.”
― Lexi Blake, You Only Love Twice

“Kai’s lips ticked up. “I don’t think you’ll convince Tag of anything. This is one man who could use some time on my couch. I dream about it at night, you know. Ian Taggart is one large mass of previously undiagnosed personality disorders. He’s a walking, talking Nobel Prize. Well, if they gave them out to psychologists.”
― Lexi Blake, You Only Love Twice

“Charlotte merely rolled her eyes. “You are such a drama llama. Fine. But I get to pick your partner.” “Drama llama?” Tag’s jaw dropped a little. “You do know that I am more like an elephant. I never fucking forget. The minute that boy is born, your ass is mine. I’ve got a list of punishments that will make your head spin.”
― Lexi Blake, You Only Love Twice

“What’s bruschetta?” A massive dude with a knot on his head the size of Cleveland walked in. Boomer. He was ex- Special Forces, now Ten’s man. He wasn’t the brightest bulb of the bunch, but Jesse sympathized. Apparently every team needed one.”
― Lexi Blake, You Only Love Twice

“Are you going to let the babies eat me? I read somewhere that if you lie still long enough pretty much any animal will try to eat you, even deer and bunnies. I’m a little worried babies are the same.” “Ah, the joys of Stockholm syndrome. You have a really bad case of it, love.”
― Lexi Blake, You Only Love Twice

“Clean Freaks Laundry Services. Yep, they’d let Tag design the signs. There was also a Master Paining Crew sign, Dig it Deep Plumbers. Little Bro Catering, and Adam’s Dog Grooming Services. But it looked like they were in the laundry business today.”
― Lexi Blake, You Only Love Twice

“He didn’t want to live in a world where she betrayed him. He simply didn’t.”
― Lexi Blake, You Only Love Twice

“Actually that kind of makes me like him more. Fine. I won’t touch the klutz. To tell you the truth I’m kind of on Murdoch’s side here. If she’s an operative, I’ll eat some of Li’s haggis.” Liam shook his head. “Damn me, girl, but we’re going to have to give you a geography lesson. I’m bloody Irish not Scots. Why da fuck would I eat haggis?” She shrugged. “They all sound the same to me.”
― Lexi Blake, You Only Love Twice

“He turned to Erin. “Let me borrow your piece.” “I swear I will beat the shit out of you if you hurt her, McKay.” Erin seemed unnaturally affectionate toward her Berretta M9 which she’d named Bertha. Jesse really thought it looked more like an Agnes.”
― Lexi Blake, You Only Love Twice

“Chelsea thinks she’s certainly not what she says she is,” Simon explained. “But then she also made me promise to remind you that because something isn’t what it seems, doesn’t mean it’s necessarily bad. Please tell her I followed instructions. She was very specific.”
― Lexi Blake, You Only Love Twice

“It was stupid. This whole thing was some sort of misunderstanding because there was zero chance that Phoebe Graham was anything but a sweet, sexy, caring woman with an unfortunate addiction to Harry Potter.”
― Lexi Blake, You Only Love Twice

“Sure, Phoebe’s a spy. I always knew it.” Sometimes it was best to go along with these things. It helped him fit in. Of course once the gig was up, he was going to find a way to get Si back. Alex McKay sighed. “He’s going to need proof. God knows I did. “Yes, I need proof.”
― Lexi Blake, You Only Love Twice