Once upon a Time Quotes

“He wasn’t my Prince Charming or my knight in shining armor. Instead, all I got was an asshole covered in aluminum foil,”
― S.K. Hartley, Once upon a Time

“FOR THE BROTHERS GRIMM, FOR ALLOWING YOUNG GIRLS TO BELIEVE THEY NEED TO BE RESCUED. CINDERELLA CAN KISS MY ASS. FAIRY TALES ARE FOR MORONS.”
― S.K. Hartley, Once upon a Time

“I believed, like the child I once was, fairy tales were more than just stories that our parents read to us every night before bed. I believed that I would one day grow into a princess and Prince Charming would rescue me on his white horse and whisk me away into the distance.

... And they lived happily ever after.

What a crock of shit.”
― S.K. Hartley, Once upon a Time

“muscular. “See, I have this problem,” he stated, grabbing at my wrists and pulling them from his chest, placing them at my side. Leaning in close, his lips grazed my ear and an involuntary shudder went through me. “I like my privacy, and you, Miss. Miller, just compromised it with your blonde hair, electric blue eyes and a peach dress that should only ever be worn by the bedroom floor.”
― S.K. Hartley, Once upon a Time