The Spies of Thurber Hall Quotes

“In Skipping Christmas, first Luther Krank was going to celebrate Christmas and then he wasn’t going to celebrate Christmas, but in the end he did celebrate Christmas. I hope you don’t mind that this is a short report, but that's what the book was about.”
― Emm Oh, The Spies of Thurber Hall: BOD Squad 17: Non-Company Business

“Rad drew in a breath of the universe, which was like root beer poured over vanilla ice cream. Rad exhaled all time, space, and matter in a great burp, expelling the carbonation of the cosmos through his nose.”
― Emm Oh, The Spies of Thurber Hall: BOD Squad 17: Non-Company Business

“Rad had written a two-sentence response for his comparison/contrast between Moby Dick and The Old Man and the Sea:

“The fishermen lost their fish, and that was IT. Nothing to write books about, and the ‘literary devices’ you want listed are nothing but made-up complications for a useless major.”
― Emm Oh, The Spies of Thurber Hall: BOD Squad 17: Non-Company Business