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“It's an important skill to know when not to say anything. It's not a skill that came naturally to me then, nor does it come naturally now, nor do I expect it to come naturally to me until I am dead, when I will be very, very good at it.”
― Lemony Snicket, File Under: 13 Suspicious Incidents Reports 1-6

“A fluffy poached egg is a good breakfast, and a good breakfast is better than a bad one, like a good book is better than having your toe chopped off.”
― Lemony Snicket, File Under: 13 Suspicious Incidents Reports 1-6