Chad Kultgen Collection Quotes

“It’s always that simple. I fucked up. I’m sorry. That’s all she wants to hear—that you’re sorry for fucking up, and that you’ve learned something from it, and that because of whatever you learned you’re not even capable of doing it again. Everyone makes mistakes. She just wants to know that you know it was a mistake. Unless you kill somebody, it’s pretty rare that the mistake is bad enough to fuck something up forever.”
― Chad Kultgen, The Average American Bundle: The Average American Male, The Average American Marriage, and The Lie – An Offensive, Brutally Honest, and Hilarious Collection