Funny Jokes for Kids Quotes

“Q: What do you feed a 600 pound gorilla? A: Anything it wants!   Q: Why did the gorilla fail English? A: He had little ape-titude!   Q: Why are gorillas underpaid? A: They’re willing to work for peanuts!   Q: How come the giant ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? A: The elevator was broken!   Q: How do you make a gorilla float? A: Two scoops of ice cream, some soda and a gorilla!”
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“Q: What helps keep your teeth together? A: Toothpaste.”
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“too much of a bully!”
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“Knock knock! Who’s there? Ben! Ben who? Ben waiting for too long! Knock knock! Who’s there? Summer!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Funny Jokes for Kids: 125+ Funny and Hilarious Jokes for Kids

“Q: Did you hear the joke about the skunk? A: Never mind, it stinks!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Funny Jokes for Kids: 125+ Funny and Hilarious Jokes for Kids

“Knock knock! Who’s there? Bacon! Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday!”
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“What do you call a pig thief? A: A hamburglar!”
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“Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? A: The one with the biggest head!”
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“Q: What looks just like half a loaf of bread? A: Its other half. ***”
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“Pig”
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“A: A cheetah! ***”
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“who?”
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“Carrie”
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“Carrie!”
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“there?”
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“Who’s”
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“knock!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Funny Jokes for Kids: 125+ Funny and Hilarious Jokes for Kids

“Knock”
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“a house really smelly? A: Just a phew!   Q: What’s a skunk’s philosophy on life? A: Eat, stink, and be merry!   Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp? A: Something that stinks and stings!   Q: What’s a skunk’s favorite game in school? A: Show and smell!   Q: Did you hear the joke about the skunk? A: Never mind, it stinks!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Funny Jokes for Kids: 125+ Funny and Hilarious Jokes for Kids

“Food”
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“Q: What lights up a soccer stadium? A: A soccer match!”
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“Why are false teeth like stars? A: Because they come out at night!”
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“from”
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“What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music!”
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“How is a heart like a musician? A: They both have a beat!   Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus? A: He wanted to sing higher!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Funny Jokes for Kids: 125+ Funny and Hilarious Jokes for Kids

“truck!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Funny Jokes for Kids: 125+ Funny and Hilarious Jokes for Kids

“What do you get if you cross a cat with Santa? A: Santa Claws!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Funny Jokes for Kids: 125+ Funny and Hilarious Jokes for Kids

“What dance do you do when summer is over? A: Tango (tan go)!”
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“Q: What are pigs warned to look out for in New York? A: Pig pockets!”
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“Why do elephants live in the jungle? A: Because they don’t have to pay rent!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Funny Jokes for Kids: 125+ Funny and Hilarious Jokes for Kids