Zombie Dito Zombie Doon Quotes

“Losing half of the city's population might solve a lot of problems: overpopulation, unemployment, poverty, crime. It's actually opportunity to build a better economy.”
― Geonard Yleana, Zombie Dito Zombie Doon

“Well then, sige, ibala niyo ang mga sperm nyo...

... nang mabawasan ang mga pangit sa Pilipinas!”
― Geonard Yleana, Zombie Dito Zombie Doon

“Pag inubos natin ang lahat ng bala natin sa mga zombies, we'll be open por attack from da insurgents!

Kawawa naman ang mga boys ko... Ano na lang ang ibabala nila? Sperms nila?”
― Geonard Yleana, Zombie Dito Zombie Doon

“Run over these fucking zombies now or I'll never have sex with you again!”
― Geonard Yleana, Zombie Dito Zombie Doon

“This relationship, Paulo. It's running on empty.

Kelangan nating magpa-gas

That's what I'm saying...

I mean... empty na yung gauge e.

Ah. okay... sige...”
― Geonard Yleana, Zombie Dito Zombie Doon

“Run over these fuckin zombies now or I'll never have sex
with you again!”
― Geonard Yleana, Zombie Dito Zombie Doon

“Ip we don't act right hir and now, at pigilan ang pagkalat ng virus na ito...
magiging zombie Christian country tayo!”
― Geonard Yleana, Zombie Dito Zombie Doon

“Well, killing da already scientifically dead is not murder.
We hav a slang term por it...
Dobol dead.”
― Geonard Yleana, Zombie Dito Zombie Doon