The Zombie Knight Saga - Volume One Quotes

“Tch.’ She turned to Helen and Mehlsanz. ‘He refuses to make me a fake ID, even as a joke. It wouldn’t even be that much work for him. He’s so lazy. Doesn’t care about my happiness at all.’ “Y’know what? Fine. One day, when the entire country isn’t in danger, I’ll do that for you. Okay? Happy now?” ‘Yes!’ “And for your photo, I’ll use a picture of an actual bitch.” ‘Maybe you should change yours to a picture of an actual cock!”
― George M. Frost, The Zombie Knight Saga - Volume One: Elegy for an Immortal