The Viper Quotes

“El Vibora—The Viper. A sexy, badass motherfucker. Part-time underground fighter and full-time thug. The primary concern when fighting El Vibora isn’t winning…it’s not dying.”
― Kele Moon, The Viper

“Chúpame el bicho—Suck my dick. Like in English this is not always literal. I’m usually cussing someone out when I say this. If I actually want a chica to suck my dick, I’ll ask nicely. I’m a thug, but my mother still raised me to respect women.”
― Kele Moon, The Viper

“Así mojada — So wet. (Note for the muchachos, if they aren’t así mojada you’re doing it wrong.)”
― Kele Moon, The Viper

“Patrón—Expensive Mexican booze that will fuck you up.”
― Kele Moon, The Viper

“You wanna cry, chica?”
She nodded and squaked, “Yes”
“Then you cry” He signed as he caressed her arm. “I can’t make you hard, so you be soft for both of us, okay?”
― Kele Moon, The Viper

“Have you really stolen a car?" "I have really stolen many cars before." "Could you steal my car?" "Your midrange car with no theft protection devices that you keep unlocked in your garage that is also unlocked?" Marcos snorted in disbelief. "Yes, I could steal it.”
― Kele Moon, The Viper

“The outside world stopped existing, and it was as if time stood still, holding them in an alternate universe where she wasn’t too boring for him, and he wasn’t too dangerous for her. For the moment, they were perfect together.”
― Kele Moon, The Viper