So I Married a Werewolf Quotes

“As his gaze rose to her face - he bit back a gasp. "Your hair, it's - "
"Red." ...
"You look stunning." ...
"Did I ever tell you that when I was growing up, my favorite cartoon characters was Jessica Rabbit?" ...
"You always had the curves, but now, with the hair..." He blew out an exaggerated Roger Rabbit whistle. "You're a spittin' image.”
― Kristin Miller, So I Married a Werewolf

“Hopefully by next week the classes will have paid off and I'll be cooking gourmet."
"Gourmet? From your cooking?" He pushed aside his computer, grabbed a paper plate, and started scoop0ing rice. "You shouldn't be able say those things in the same sentence.”
― Kristin Miller, So I Married a Werewolf

“You'd be cute if you weren't such a little humping freak." Carter flattened the fur on the top of the dog's head. "Humperdinck." He met Faith's eyes. "I think I've just named your dog.”
― Kristin Miller, So I Married a Werewolf

“Do you remember anything about last night?" he asked.
Her stomach churned as memories of the night before swam into mental view. Oh, she recalled a few things. How could she forget? She took a solid gulp of her coffee. "I remember vodka, an ax murderer, and a marriage proposal."
"Good. The important things." He nodded.”
― Kristin Miller, So I Married a Werewolf

“He dropped back into the couch cushions, stroking the condensation dripping off his glass. "You're in a pickle."
"You want one?" Her eyebrows perked up, though her eyes weren't tracking well. "I think I have a jar in the fridge.”
― Kristin Miller, So I Married a Werewolf

“That kiss...it changed everything.
He'd liked it.
Really fucking liked it.
So much so that if there weren't multiple sets of eyes trained on them, he just might've slammed sweet Faith Hamilton against the wall and kissed her until he blew her snow boots off.”
― Kristin Miller, So I Married a Werewolf

“The woman would be beautiful if she wasn't so deceitful, but snakes ofte3n had the most beautiful design on their scales.”
― Kristin Miller, So I Married a Werewolf

“Since she moved in, Carter found himself in the mood for a lot of things he hadn't been before. Crispy salmon wasn't one of them.”
― Kristin Miller, So I Married a Werewolf

“Hopefully by next week the classes will have paid off and I'll be cooking gourmet."
"Gourmet? From your cooking?" He pushed aside his computer, grabbed a paper plate, and started scooping rice. "You shouldn't be able say those things in the same sentence.”
― Kristin Miller, So I Married a Werewolf

“Faith!" Tracy called. "Your dog's got serious identity issues."...
"Hey!" she said, picking Humperdinck up in her arms.
"How'd you do at Tracy's"
"He mounted the damn cat." Tracy set the travel kennel beside the couch. "You're going to have Siamese Yorkies if you don't do something about him.”
― Kristin Miller, So I Married a Werewolf

“She was a goddess personified, her breasts so soft and round he could've buried his head between them, suffocated, and died a happy man.”
― Kristin Miller, So I Married a Werewolf

“There are no new releases that I'd want to see, but they've got the most recent Star Trek movie," Carter said, flipping through the channels...
"We can watch it for the small price of our unborn child.”
― Kristin Miller, So I Married a Werewolf