John Rockman and the Cosmic Brain of Corruption Quotes

“So instead of extending a balled-up hairy-knuckled fist for the purposes of punching, it was an open-palmed, hairy-wristed hand he extended for the purposes of shaking! But, it should be known that he has killed many beings with an open-handed swipe to the gullet, and, just yesterday, he had fist-bumped Niah for a really cool thing he (Rockman) did, so really it’s all about intent and not the shape of the hand. Also, he once shook a man’s hand until the man died.”
― Ron Jockman, John Rockman and the Cosmic Brain of Corruption

“He charged with the speed of a million running hawks, which isn’t that fast because they weren’t flying. Plus, no matter how many of any specific animal you have running, they will all move at the speed of only one of those animals, however, they’ll do so in a large group which is very terrifying. That’s how Rockman was running; terrifyingly, albeit not as fast as he could.”
― Ron Jockman, John Rockman and the Cosmic Brain of Corruption