Thirty-Three and a Half Shenanigans Quotes

“I’ve faced a hell of a lot worse than you today, you lizard-tongued monster!”
― Denise Grover Swank, Thirty-Three and a Half Shenanigans

“I know. You’re right. I’m sorry. Turns out getting tackled, being snatched nearly bald, auditioning for a pole dancing job, and then throwing up on your old Sunday School teacher makes you cranky.” I grinned. “I think you’re entitled. Not to mention you lost not one, but two jobs today.” She snorted. “I’m really on a roll.”
― Denise Grover Swank, Thirty-Three and a Half Shenanigans

“Kind of like getting married.” I smiled at him. “It’s easy to say I do, but ten times harder to say I don’t.”
― Denise Grover Swank, Thirty-Three and a Half Shenanigans

“She gave me an indignant glare. “Technically, Carla Sue’s leaves weren’t wrong. Her husband was having an affair.” “I wouldn’t exactly call relations with a sheep an affair.” She waved her hand. “Po-tay-to, po-tah-to. He was still sleepin’ around on her.” “While he might have been meetin’ the sheep at three a.m., I suspect they weren’t sleepin’.”
― Denise Grover Swank, Thirty-Three and a Half Shenanigans

“come home tomorrow. Getting back to Maeve’s was tricky. There was a new”
― Denise Grover Swank, Thirty-Three and a Half Shenanigans

“asleep”
― Denise Grover Swank, Thirty-Three and a Half Shenanigans

“Why am I not surprised you’d think you could flout”
― Denise Grover Swank, Thirty-Three and a Half Shenanigans