Ants, Aunts and Funerals. Quotes

“Michael put a deodorant in the car which Julie wished he would stop called,'Aunty Alice's anti-fart stick,' in front of the children.”
― Elizabeth M. Thompson, Ants, Aunts and Funerals.: Novel

“Having our old Gran in the car was like having a cranky 'Tassie Tiger' sitting in the back. You never knew when she might jump forward and bite you on the back of your neck.”
― Elizabeth M. Thompson, Ants, Aunts and Funerals.: Novel