My Coyote Ugly Life Quotes

“Ree, you’re hot.” I blink a few times (you know because blinking totally helps you to hear better).”
― Jessica Spoon, My Coyote Ugly Life

“That bitch is a cuntcicle of epic proportions who deserves to have a twat tap so severe that she chokes on the bile in her stomach.”
― Jessica Spoon, My Coyote Ugly Life