Fiancée for Hire Quotes

“First you perform dog surgery in a wedding gown, and now you’re fixing lizard dicks in a cocktail dress.”
― Tawna Fenske, Fiancée for Hire

“Mac brought up the rear, feeling ridiculous holding a beaded purse and marching behind his fake fiancée, his ex-girlfriend, and notorious arms dealer carrying a double-dicked lizard. Griselda fell into step beside her husband carrying a five-pound bag of sugar and a half-used tube of KY Jelly.”
― Tawna Fenske, Fiancée for Hire