Hair of the Bitch Quotes

“Either way, it fucking sucked. Either way, I was fucked. Either way, it fucking sucked that I was fucked.”
― Jeff Menapace, Hair of the Bitch

“is that alcohol is a depressant; it brings you up, but boy does it also bring you down. And when you hate who you are, those feelings of inhibition that are so joyous the night before come back at you like a punch in the gut the next day for fear that you might have unknowingly let someone into your pathetic little world. And yet for some reason, I was willing to swap a temporary high for those inevitable depths of depression, and I hadn’t the slightest fucking clue why. It was the American way I suppose. The get-rich-quick way, as opposed to the long, arduous route. Oh well—fuck”
― Jeff Menapace, Hair of the Bitch

“That was the effect alcohol had on me: it was liquid hypocrisy. My cynical demeanor would blissfully melt away the more inebriated I became. It injected me with a feeling I wished I could bottle and consume every day without fear of hangover or deeper depression. And trust me, that last one is huge.”
― Jeff Menapace, Hair of the Bitch