Hamish and the Worldstoppers Quotes

“But why are the Terribles turning people mean?” he asked.
“So that we fight. So that we argue. So that the world is a horrible place that we don't even want any more. I think they've started in Starkley, because it's so boring that hardly anyone ever comes here. They're testing things out and, if it works, I think they'll turn the whole world mean. And that's when they'll take over. When we're too mean to care.”
― Danny Wallace, Hamish and the Worldstoppers

“An interesting fact about Starkley is that there are no interesting facts about Starkley.”
― Danny Wallace, Hamish and the WorldStoppers

“So they live in a cottage?’ said Buster, wrinkling his nose. ‘What – like a grandma? Full of doilies and knitting?”
― Danny Wallace, Hamish and the WorldStoppers