Unabrow Quotes

“Given that my first crush was a mythical centaur hybrid of Garrison Keillor and Ted Danson, you won’t be surprised to learn that I was a late bloomer. There were other indicators, too, like my troll doll earring collection and the fact that I was naturally drawn to gorgeous best friends who transformed me, by comparison, into the homely sidekick (in troll doll earrings”
― Una LaMarche, Unabrow: Misadventures of a Late Bloomer

“But, ladies, show me someone who gets as far as your panties and then decides to call it a night, and I will show you someone who is either unconscious or not attracted to people of your gender.”
― Una LaMarche, Unabrow: Misadventures of a Late Bloomer

“In some non-Western cultures this facial hair does not have a stigma, and may even be seen as a sign of feminine beauty, as in Russia or in Iran, where connected eyebrows are a sign of virginity and a large dowry of goats.*”
― Una LaMarche, Unabrow: Misadventures of a Late Bloomer

“But the best thing about living with the guys was the “Stairway” Clean. The deceptively simple goal of the “Stairway” Clean was to clean the entire apartment in the eight minutes it took to listen to “Stairway to Heaven” at a ridiculously loud volume on Bajir’s record player. In situations of extreme filth (i.e., always), playing the song multiple times was allowed, although a two- or three-“Stairway” Clean was considered a failure.”
― Una LaMarche, Unabrow: Misadventures of a Late Bloomer