Exit Wounds Quotes

“No offense, of course. You’re getting everyone killed swimmingly.”
― Tim Marquitz, Exit Wounds

“The best part of being me is that everyone underestimates the depths of stupidity I’m willing to plumb in order to win out. Azrael”
― Tim Marquitz, Exit Wounds

“I took a moment to orient myself to what kind of shit storm we’d walked into. It smelled just as good as I’d expected.”
― Tim Marquitz, Exit Wounds

“It’s a sad world when a man lets a bullet get between him and a good time.”
― Tim Marquitz, Exit Wounds

“What the hell is there to eat in this place, anyway?” I glanced to Mia hoping she’d tell us there was a Taco Bell around the next tree. Would midget monkey meat taste good in a burrito? Couldn’t be any worse than whatever rodent they use now.”
― Tim Marquitz, Exit Wounds

“I like my delusions. They’re tasty with a side of fried hubris.”
― Tim Marquitz, Exit Wounds

“It reminded me too much of a game of hide and seek I’d played with Baalth when I first came to Hell. I counted and he’d teleported to Earth while I searched. It took three days before anyone bothered to tell me Lucifer had sent him on a mission. Asshole.”
― Tim Marquitz, Exit Wounds