The Dangers of Dating a Rebound Vampire Quotes

“women are terrifying creatures who sometimes expect the men around us to read our minds.”
― Molly Harper, The Dangers of Dating a Rebound Vampire

“Because forbidden love with a hot, mysterious vampire?” she said, gesturing to her paranormal romance section. “I’m not only the president of that club, I’m also a member.”
― Molly Harper, The Dangers of Dating a Rebound Vampire

“Even after having months to adjust, Iris was “displeased” about my employment, which was like saying PETA was displeased by the popularity of TripleMeat Whataburgers.”
― Molly Harper, The Dangers of Dating a Rebound Vampire

“Two hundred years of work experience was a human resources nightmare.”
― Molly Harper, The Dangers of Dating a Rebound Vampire