Divine and Dateless Quotes

“Maybe Mr. Lovelace was ready to shit out whatever bug had died in his ass.”
― Tara West, Divine and Dateless

“Holy shit, he was harder that a rod of steel, and as his leg ground out a torturous rhythm between my thighs, I realized I was hotter than spring in Seattle.
This was not a dream, this was real, and I had just fondled the boner of the Grim Reaper.”
― Tara West, Divine and Dateless

“Dying sucks big fat donkey balls.”
― Tara West, Divine and Dateless

“You wish for what's called wooing. This customary game, where the man shows the woman that resistance is impractical, strikes me as quite pointless.”
― Tara West, Divine and Dateless

“Some people say Earth is the bottom level of Purgatory.' She pointed toward the floor and frowned.
'I call it the top floor of Hell.”
― Tara West, Divine and Dateless

“Why did all the hot guys have to be such jerks, and why did I still want to sleep with them?”
― Tara West, Divine and Dateless

“I sure didn’t want to try to take a ride on that pony only to find out he had no more get up and go.”
― Tara West, Divine and Dateless

“I secretly hoped if Grim could enjoy happy hour on level thirteen, I was allowed to enjoy mind-blowing orgasms in Heaven. It was supposed to be paradise, right?”
― Tara West, Divine and Dateless

“I realized I was wetter than spring in Seattle.”
― Tara West, Divine and Dateless

“Inés swatted at him while batting her lashes. “You always know how to make a lady blush. I bet those brownies aren’t half as tasty as you, Mr. Delicious.”
― Tara West, Divine and Dateless